Ask Prof. Expert!
by Charles Expert, Professor of Advice-ology
METROPOLIS, JULY 12 —
Dear Prof. Expert,
I’ve been coming to your site looking for new columns and articles and I haven’t seen anything for a few weeks? Have you been on vacation or is there something wrong with my browser?
Impatient on the Internet
Dear Impatient,
Really? Because we’ve been posting stuff. That’s strange. Are you sure there’s nothing? Maybe there IS something wrong with your browser. Did you try clearing your cache? Maybe if you restart your computer it would help. What browser are you using anyway? Probably Molasses 1.0 right? Anyway, just count to ten and take a deep breath. Everything will be OK.
Prof. Expert
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