Smallville Torch

Volume 50, Issue 46 | 2001


By Chloe Sullivan (who else?)

So I’m just going to lay it out there for you folks–you decide if I’m crazy. I’ve seen some freakazoid stuff with my own eyes over the past couple of weeks, and somebody’s got some explaining to do.

Up till now, it’s all been theory. Stories I clip from the Ledger, Internet articles by local scientist Dr. Steven Hamilton (the guy who’s still considered a weirdo, even though he warned us about this 12 years ago). But now my own eyes have seen the light, and I’m here to tell you there is something freaky going on here in Smallville. I could use some help figuring it out, so I’ll tell you what I’ve got.

Number one: I know it’s sensitive ’cause they are both gone now, but Sean and Jenna’s rocky relationship was not your typical after-school special. I don’t want to think about what happened to her, but I saw Sean Kelvin stick his hand in a swimming pool and turn the whole thing to ice in five seconds flat. The guy was blue! He literally sucked the heat out of everything he touched. WHO CAN DO THAT?

Number two: I saw a football coach MAKE FIRE COME OUT OF SPRINKLER HEADS, and I personally know of seven football players who saw it, too. You know who you are, so don’t even tell me that was a typical Monday night on the field. I would have had a picture of football inferno in last week’s edition of the Torch, but a “mysterious” force spontaneously combusted my Mac. HELLO–anyone out there? This stuff is really happening. How come I’m the only one onto it? If you’ve seen something strange, I want to know about it. I’m making it my mission to uncover the truth about what’s going on. Have you witnessed something you can’t explain? Do you have bizarre experiences that don’t seem right? E-mail your leads to Chloe.
Let’s get to the bottom of this.

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